What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?
What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What's the best game to play on Thanksgiving?
Which plant has the best roar?
What happens when a cow doesn't shave?
What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?
What did the peach say to its crying husband?
What happens when grass goes out of town?
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