What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Why is a frog luckier than a cat?
Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?
Why did the fish blush?
Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What do you call a robot that takes the long way?
What do you call a greedy elf?
Someone stole all my lamps.
Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?
Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?
What is a math teacher's favorite sum?
What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
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