What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What did the baby bull grow up to be?
What's the difference between an alligator and a crocodile?
What do you get when you cross a bell with a skunk?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
Where do colds go on vacation?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Why did the vegetable call the plumber?
Bears love exotic cars.
What is the emptiest holiday?
Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?
Why do grizzly bear families always bring sunscreen to the beach?
What sports are both plant-based?
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