Why is a frog luckier than a cat?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why did the fish blush?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What do you call a robot that takes the long way?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Someone stole all my lamps.

Why were the animal shelters at full capacity in the spring?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What do you get when you put a stringed instrument in the dryer?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Why was the man stuck at the party?