What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?
What's a farmer's favorite snack?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
Which fly makes films?
Why are trees always so positive?
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?
Why didn't the melons get married?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
Where does the Little Mermaid™️ dream to go on vacation?
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