What do cats say instead of saying goodbye?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why did the clock get first place in the marathon?

What do you get if you cross a steer with a tadpole?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

When is Dad's bedtime?

If you need help building an ark..

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

What's a watch's eldest relative?