What animal is undefeated in all sports?
A peng-win.
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
Why do bees refuse to use cellphones?
Why does a duck have tail feathers?
Which musician loves to make chili?
What color are all the books in the library?
What game do baby ghosts love to play?
Why did the thief wear blue gloves?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
Shoutout to my grandma!
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What's the loudest Christmas song?
What did the mother rope say to her child?
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