Why was the fabric always laughing?

She Needed Her Balance Checked!

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

What did the sardine call the submarine?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why was the moose able to move the bus on his own?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?