What did the Dorito say to his son?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

What did the bull's wife tell him when he worked out?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

What do fairies always drink?

What do you call a monkey who spends a day at the tanning bed?

What's the beach's favorite movie?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What do you call an angry monkey?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?