When should you start writing a book?

I used to be addicted to not showering.

Why did the cell phone lose his job?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What does Santa order at the bar?

What do you get if you cross a dog with a telephone?

Why was the cat hired at the bakery?

What is a cow's dream job?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?

What's an English teacher's favorite cereal?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?