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What time does Donald Duck™️ wake up?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

Which is the worst season?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What Easter candy has tons of friends?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?