What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call a greedy elf?

Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?

Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

Where are average things manufactured?

Who are Frosty's parents?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?