What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

What is a ghost's favorite movie?

What's a dog's favorite tooth?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What event does Spiderman love to attend?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

What is a cow's dream job?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why are skunks always so depressed?