What do you call the king of vegetables?

What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Why is a doctor always calm?

Why did the computer run out of money?

How do snakes identify their bath towels?

Why doesn't anybody like noisy tennis players?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?