Why do pigs tell jokes?

Where do horses reside?

Why do cows make great bakers?

What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?

What do you call a BBQ by the pool?

Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

What's the difference between weather and climate?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?