What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
How does a penguin build its house?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
Who is a pig's favorite Star Wars® character?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
Where do polar bears vote?
Which family member is always relieved?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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What is a condiment's favorite holiday?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
What do you call two birds in love?
Why did the frog have a long face?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
Why did the person let a fish perform surgery on them?
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