What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Hay fever!
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
How do elephants talk to each other from long distances?
What do dogs drink when they're sick?
Why did the baby cookie cry?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
How does a pizza introduce itself?
Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
I like telling Dad jokes.
Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?
What is a book's preferred method of communication?
Why did the turkey join the band?
Where does laundry go to college?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
How are mountains able to see?
Why don't they have dime stores anymore?
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