Why did the chicken go to the seance?

What says: oom oom oom?

Which cats love to be petted?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

Why was the broom late for school?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What did the tree say when autumn came around?

Where was Noah born?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why do math teachers love March?