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Dairy farmer.
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Which dance will a chicken not do?
If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?
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Why did the turkey cross the road?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
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What does algae do when it's in trouble?
Where do surfers go to school?
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