What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?

Where do mice leave their boats?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

Why is it hard to hire a clown?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why did the mirror cross the road?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Where would you find an elephant?