Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What's the noisiest food?

What sport are eggs the best at?

What do you call an Irish spider?

What do you call a cow in a tornado?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?

Why was the glow worm unhappy?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?