What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
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Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What's the noisiest food?
What sport are eggs the best at?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What do you call a cow in a tornado?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What kind of pie does a bird love to eat?
Why is a fish easy to weigh?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
Who loves the lake but refuses to get wet?
Why was the glow worm unhappy?
Why did the chicken go to the seance?
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