Why does Coca-Cola® read so much literature?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Where do catchers sit at lunch?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What insect runs away from everything?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

Why did the lamb's mom have to lock her door at night?

What's red and smells like blue paint?