What do you call a retired vegetable?

What cookie is so small you can hardly eat it?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

What tea do footballers drink?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What kind of computers do horses use?

How did the vampire start his letter?

What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What part of the orchestra do rhinos play in?

What did the golfer dad want for Father's Day?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What does an attorney say when getting married?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What is the wealthiest fish?