What vegetable is nice to everyone?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

Why do math teachers love hiking?

Why did the mare gain weight?

Why were dancers in the '70s always sick?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?

What do you call a Russian flea?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

What kind of key opens a haunted house?