What's the best thing to put into a pie?

What do dogs drink their beverages out of?

Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?

I'm not a bad putter.

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

What makes music in your hair?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?

What's the friendliest national park?