What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
What did the cupcakes say to the icing?
Why couldn't the sesame seed leave the casino?
What do you call a fish wearing a bowtie?
Who is the bees' favorite singer?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
Who is the nicest celebrity around?
Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?
Why did the mare gain weight?
How does a cow do math?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?
Why did summer catch autumn?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?
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