Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

How is a teacher's summer vacation similar to someone closing their eyes?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do you call the former partner of a stingray?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?

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