Why are elephants so wrinkled?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

Where do fishermen look to hire more crew?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

Why did the cow cross the road?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What's the loudest Christmas song?

What did the wolf say to the flea?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?