Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why was the geometry book so adorable?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

Where do ships always get stuck?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

What day do hands always go to church?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..