What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

Why is winter considered holy?

What is the most faithful insect?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

Why do baby ferrets never get in trouble?

What horn never makes a sound?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What is the most adorable season?

What do soccer referees send during the holidays?

What do you call George Washington's birthday?