How do you get straight A's?

Why do trees hate going to school?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

What did the man say when the calf attended church?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the cashier ask the herbalist at the checkout?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

Why should you be careful playing against a team of big cats?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?