We had a discussion about roses.

What did the sickly elevator say?

Why are skeletons always hungry?

What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?

Why did the Easter egg hide?

What sport do birds of prey love to watch?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

What's the king of all school supplies?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why was the mime upset?