Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call a lemon that cleans things?

Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?

Which baseball player do fish root for?

What game do brothers play to annoy their sisters?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

Where do birds go on summer vacation?

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

Why was the broom late for school?