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Why did the elephant eat the candle?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

What did the typhoons name their baby girl?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

I can cut down a tree only using my vision..

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

Why was the math book sad?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What do you call a hike across the universe?