We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What does a cat go to sleep on?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?

What do farmers do on February 14th?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What country has the most fish?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

What does a car look forward to most on Halloween?

What is a computer's favorite fall beverage?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?