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Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

What type of flower grows up too fast?

What's a dad's favorite dessert?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Where do sports teams go to buy new uniforms?

What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

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How do you spot a modern spider?