What is the loneliest cheese?

What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What did the paper say to the pencil?

What do you get if you cross a bike and a flower?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

When should a mouse carry an umbrella?

What's a goose's favorite book?

Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

Why was the storm actually calm?