What is CO2's favorite pasta?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What do you call two birds in love?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

Why are all priests fit?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

Why do cubes make great referees?

What do a baseball team and a baker have in common?

Which big cat loves to drive?