Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
What do people drink when they're feeling under the weather?
Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?
What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?
What do elves learn in school?
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?
What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?
What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
How do you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?
Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
Why did the shepherd quit his job?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
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