Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
Did you hear the crazy rumor about butter?
What type of cake never comes with frosting?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?
Where do T-Rexes shop?
What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross poison ivy with a 4-leaf clover?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
Shoutout to my grandma!
What's the most popular soda in pastry school?
Why was curiosity recently imprisoned?
What is the best scent to fill your home with on Halloween?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
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