What vegetable is nice to everyone?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

What do you call penguins and polar bears?

What should you say to a pig on February 14th?

Who do all the Catholic dogs pray to?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do horses say to greet each other?

Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the famous country singer?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?