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What did the pear say to the celery stick?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What is sand's favorite movie?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

What types of dogs are bilingual?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What's a writing utensil's favorite state?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What kind of dog loves to eat?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

How did the toad die?

How do you get straight A's?

What money do cats use to go shopping?