Why did the peach buy deodorant?
To freshen up its pits.
This candy bar is a real home run.
What did the bun do when its plans suddenly changed?
Why was the dairy grumpy?
What do you call a short cow?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What's the opposite of irony?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?
Where did Jesus go to get a snack?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What should you do when you see a herd of cows coming towards you?
Where do sheep get their hair cut?
Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?
Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?
Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?
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