I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What's a clock's favorite form of social media?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

Why was the fruit thrown in prison?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What part of a football field is never the same?

What's faster, the heat or the cold?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why are cowboys always religious?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?