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What's a fork's favorite holiday?

Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

Why did the whale cross the road?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

Which superhero is afraid of exterminators?

Which office space loves to cut corners?

Why do trees hate going to school?

How do you make a Kleenex dance?

What do British people and golfers have in common?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?