How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Where do pigs learn magic?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What's a dog's favorite book?

Why are English teachers so smart?

How do you measure a millennial?

What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?

Where do termites go camping?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?