Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?

Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

Why do vampires always look sick?

What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?

What did the baby laptop call her father?

What do nosey peppers do?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

What kind of shoes do you make with banana skins?

What did the fisherman say to the magician?

What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?