Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?

What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

Where do mice leave their boats?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What snacks always have the best tan?

Good moms let you lick the beaters.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?

How do locomotives know where to go?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Where do cats go on vacation?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do birds say to show affection to their spouses?