Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you call a dog in space?

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What's a tuna's favorite game?

Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?

What is a sheep's favorite ice cream flavor?

What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why was the bee sad?

What do you call soccer players on opposing teams falling in love?