What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do cats wear to work?

Where do actors go to pray?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you call a bee with a spell on him?

Why do math teachers love March?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What's an avocado's favorite genre of music?

What do you call a hairless poodle?

I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.

I used to be addicted to not showering.