Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Why did the tree go to the dentist?

Why was the mime upset?

Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the puppy struggle in school?

What did the drummer name his twin daughters?

How do you get straight A's?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What did people say about Helium after he made everyone laugh at the party?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

What animals love to close envelopes?

What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?