What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What country's capital is growing the fastest?

Why did the puppy siblings hang out in the trash can?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

What's the difference between people and chickens?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

How does a cow do math?

What should you do if someone parks their car on your lawn?

Where do football directors go when they are fed up?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

Why aren't there any knock-knock jokes about the United States?

Who do camels find most inspiring?