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What kind of pole is short and floppy?

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What did the school bully have for lunch?

How does a chick bake a cake for Easter?

How do bears keep cool?

What animal floats best?

What's a goose's favorite book?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?

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What kind of watch does Bigfoot have?

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Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?