Why did the map not want to be weighed?
It wasn't to scale.
What do you call a greedy elf?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
What car always breaks the rules?
What do you get when you put a car and a dog together?
What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?
What do you get if you cross a tiger with a snowman?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
What's the best band to listen to in autumn?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
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