Why are bakers paid so much money?
They make the big dough.
Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?
What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?
What kind of food does work on an apartment building?
What dog never pays attention in class?
What kind of sweets do astronaut moms like for Mother's Day?
What do you call a smelly horse?
What did President Hoover say the first time he saw fireworks?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
What day of the week takes nothing seriously?
What is a hunter's favorite kind of ice cream?
What do you call someone who tells dad jokes, but doesn't have any kids?
What kind of tree loves to high-five?
What do you call the donkey with 3 legs?
Why did the toad become a lighthouse keeper?
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