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What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?

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What did the horse say when it collapsed?

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Why did the sailor lose his job?

Who won the race between two balls of string?

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What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

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What do photographers read to their children before bed?