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What type of bat doesn't fly?

How do basketball players eat Oreo® cookies?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

Why are sandals so indecisive?

Why are math teachers such big online shoppers?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why couldn't anyone call the zoo?

Where do birds go to drink?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

What do you give a sick lemon?