What is an archer's favorite store?

I'm not a bad putter.

What position does lemonade play in baseball?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

Why can't dogs operate MRI machines?

Why were the angels so helpful in the community?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

Why do grizzlies make good baseball players?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?