What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.
Where do cows go for lunch?
Why was the cow afraid?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
How do you know a lawyer is lying?
Which bear always goes to timeout for being condescending to other bears?
Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What type of animal does well in the cold?
What's the slowest 5k?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
Why are scissors so forgiving?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
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