What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
That hit the spots.
Where would you find an elephant?
Did you hear about the two horses that fell in love?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
Coffee has a rough time in our household.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
I like telling Dad jokes.
What do you call a factory that only makes decent products?
Why did the scientist remove his doorbell?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What type of bat doesn't fly?
What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
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