How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What are a teacher's least favorite words to hear every summer?

When do flowers get their workout in?

What do you call oxygen and carbon dioxide playing basketball together?

What does a bear cub call its grandfather?

Where was Noah born?

Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

Why was the horse so happy?

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What kind of pants do fish wear?

What do you get if you cross a serpent and a trumpet?