Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What do snowmen always order from Wendy's®?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Who is a carpenter's favorite singer?

What is a tire's stance on economics?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

Why was the alien always crashing his ships?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?