Why did the baseball player go to jail?

Why did the witch's team lose the baseball game?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What did the baby bird say on Halloween?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's good for both poker and theater?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

Why don't oysters share their pearls?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

Why did the turkey join the band?