What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?
What kind of bee do teachers love?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?
Which celebrity shines the brightest?
What do you call it when a bird does something bad?
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?
What does a cloud wear under his pants?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
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