What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?
Which singer could always break a five?
What school subject really rocks?
What kind of bird makes the most important rules?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
Where does mist apply for a loan?
What is a parrot's favorite game?
What pasta is always ready for a formal event?
What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
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