How does a penguin build its house?

What do you call an insincere horse?

Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do insects learn at school?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?

Where do polar bears vote?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the cantaloupe jump into the pool?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?