What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?
A rat tail.
What do fish do at parades?
What animal has more lives than a cat?
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
Why are ET's eyes so big?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
What fairy loves to count?
What's another term for a sleeping bag?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the bread do on vacation?
What do cows always add to their salad?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What game does a rabbit always win?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
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