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A rat tail.
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What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
Imagine you're in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
What do you get if you cross a hen with a dog?
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Did you hear about the two basketball players that started dating?
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Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?
What did the miner bring to the Labor Day BBQ?
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