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Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Are baby skunks cute?

What did the golfer order at the bakery?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

What school subject really rocks?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

How did the Magi know what to get Jesus for his birthday?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

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