What do you say to the tree frog who needs a lift?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

What do you call a nutty dog in Australia?

What's the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Where is the coldest place to work?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?