What's a deer's favorite horror movie?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why do cats give such great massages?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What vegetables do librarians like?

What do minions always put in their salads?

Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

What do you call a crate of ducks?

What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?