A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do goats and moms have in common?

Why did the window need an aspirin?

What did the bird ask its friend when it was worried about aging?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why did the dog swallow a clock?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What is a CIA agent's go-to road trip game?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an insincere horse?