What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?
Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?
Why wasn't the food on the small aircraft good?
Why did the peach buy deodorant?
Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?
Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What kind of bird can write?
Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?
What's the hardest part about skydiving?
What's the difference between weather and climate?
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