What kind of car do eggs drive?
A Yolkswagen.
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What vehicles are in the best shape?
What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?
What's the difference between soccer and football?
Why did electricity win the race?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Did you see that new Matthew McConaughey movie?
Why did the pillow go to the doctor?
What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
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