What type of car do planets buy?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the map not want to be weighed?

Why is tennis such a loud sport?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What did the baseball glove say to the ball?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What's a farmer's favorite snack?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why was the cat so small?