Where do automobiles have picnics?

Why does Jesus drive so much?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

What's a cucumber's favorite sport?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What spices do chickens love to put on their food?

Why did the dog get kicked out of the cemetery?

Why are hairdressers great at basketball?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

Want to hear a joke about construction?