How does a barber get to work?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What is the first day of orientation called for locomotive conductors?

What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

What's a horse's favorite fruit?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Why did electricity win the race?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

What fairy loves to count?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?

What animal likes to party the most?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

How does a lion greet other animals?