What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
What's a toad's favorite sweet?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
When do ghosts love to go camping?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What did the sick chicken say?
Why did the goat become a lawyer?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
Why are farmers so laid-back?
What washes up on miniature beaches?
What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?
What do farmers do on February 14th?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
Which animal makes for a bad Christmas dinner?
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