What part of your eye learns the quickest?
The pupil.
What food is never allowed on the Titanic?
What do you call a bakery thief that leaves a trail?
What animals love to close envelopes?
What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?
What's the loudest sport?
Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?
What animal makes the best pizza dough?
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Where did the chemist have his lunch?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Why did the puppy get in trouble with his dad?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why should you be careful when telling jokes near glass?
Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?
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