Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What do you call a rabbit barber?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

What did the French chef give his wife for Valentine's Day?

What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

What's a pig's favorite dessert?

What's a southern pig's favorite form of cooking?

What do you call a long line of people waiting for their hotdog?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

What is a king's favorite weather?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?