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Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What did March say to the madness?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

What do accountants tell their children to do to fall asleep?

What food would you expect to come from pigs?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What is a mom's favorite game?

How do dog moms tell stories to their kids?

What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Which celebrity shines the brightest?

What do little monsters call their mother?