When fish play football, who is the captain?

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

How do fish watch TV shows?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Which family member is always relieved?

What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?