My Valentine this year is a goalie.
He's a real keeper!
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What's a villain's favorite Thanksgiving tradition?
Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck?
What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?
What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
Why did the man get tacos every hour?
Why was everyone scared of the frozen peas?
Why are the brother and sister always cold?
What do you call it when a dog is playing dead?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
What do you call a greedy elf?
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