Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

What day is your mom always right?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?

What currency do you use to spend a summer day on the beach?

What's red and smells like blue paint?

Why was the snake coughing so much?

What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?