What day is your mom always right?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

What is a golfer's favorite bird?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why was the artichoke so generous?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

What color are all the books in the library?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

What type of dog loves to take showers?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?