What did one flame say to the other on Valentine's Day?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?

Which president loved to take baths?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What does the horse say when a human greets him by saying hey?