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Why did the goal post get angry?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Who does everyone's hair in space?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

Where does Piglet™️ store all his money?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

What is the smallest lion?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What kind of fish will help you hear better?

What does an attorney say when getting married?