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What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did the pecan say to the walnut?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

Why did Mickey Mouse™️ get hit with a ball?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What did the Alaskan say when his TV stopped working?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's a vegetable's favorite kind of joke?

What kind of gift do you get for the World's Best Dentist?

Which dog makes the best mineral prospector?

What does a dog say before eating?