What sport is always getting in trouble?

How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?

How do baseball players always stay cool?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

If there are eight sheep, three dogs, and one herdsman, how many feet are there?

How can you make 7 even?

Why did the thief wear blue gloves?

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

What's a fork's favorite holiday?