Why can't Cinderella™ play soccer?

What sport do horses love to play?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why did Santa spell Christmas N-O-E?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

How does a barber get to work?

What did Sherlock Holmes deduce when he woke up during his camping trip and saw the stars?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

What is the opposite of cock-a-doodle-doo?

What do you do if your husband can't appreciate fruit jokes?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?