Why did the crocodile run his mile so fast?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

What do you call an elephant's handwriting?

What's a monkey's favorite flower?

Why do bees gossip?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

What did one plate say to the other?

Why did the sparrow go to the library?

What's a mouse's favorite hairstyle?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?