What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What do you call a greedy elf?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Which celebrity always frowns?

What's a rabbit's favorite restaurant?

Where do tough ducks come from?

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

What's the noisiest food?

Why did the chicken cross the playground?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What do dogs order at coffee shops?

What has a lot more letters than the alphabet?