What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What kind of water does an angel like?

What do you give a sick pig?

What is a mom's favorite game?

What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?

Which dinosaurs make great musicians?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

Why did the bird sell so much at the flea market?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?

What do you call a cow who is really good at basketball?

Why did the baby wrap itself in paper strips and move to Egypt?

Which former US President was always cold?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What is a king's favorite weather?