Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

Who should carry the bear mace when hiking with friends?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Where do bees go to the bathroom?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What are baby potatoes called?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?