What is a horse's favorite sport?

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What did the storm say when its plans changed?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

What do you call an orchard full of relatives?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What do you call a waterfowl that reads Herman Melville?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?

What type of car do pedicurists love to drive?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?