What do you call a dog in space?
Astromutt.
Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?
How do scientists grow fruit?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a martial artist's facial hair?
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What do bees say in the summer?
Knock, knock. Who's there? To. To who?
Why did the broom get a poor grade in school?
What's a horse's favorite car?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why do two skunks argue?
What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?
Why don't poodles brush their teeth?
Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?
Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?
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