Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

What table can you never sit at?

How do scientists grow fruit?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's it called when the Queen gets embarrassed?

Where do hamsters come from?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?

What's the perfect job for a cow?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?