Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

Why did electricity win the race?

How do you organize a space party?

What food is never allowed on the Titanic?

What's a henway?

What is a geography teacher's favorite Christmas decoration?

Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

What classic novel does everyone read in woodshop class?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

What's a duck's favorite ballet?

Why did the cat frown when she passed the hen house?

Why did the baby chick wear makeup to school?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

Why do cows make great bakers?