Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

What did Han Solo say to Luke Skywalker on Thanksgiving?

Why can't bikes stand up on their own?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

How do artists finish a project when they are stressed?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

Which celebrity is always prepared for cereal?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What's the difference between a bad joke and a dad joke?

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

Why is the piano so hard to open?

What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?