What happens when a frog's car dies?

What animal always goes to heaven?

Why are frogs always happy?

What's the noisiest food?

What is the best Christmas present ever?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

Who are Frosty's parents?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

How do you make antifreeze?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?