What do you call the pig that does karate?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

This candy bar is a real home run.

Why are skeletons so calm?

What's Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?

What did the bicycle call its dad?

What did the baby corn say to the mom corn?

Why was the bud so shy?

What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

Why did the peach come home from work early?

What is a city, a vacuum, and a saying?

Why did the mountain ace its math test?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?