Where do tough ducks come from?
Hard-boiled eggs.
What does a fish say after sharing a new idea?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
When do mice play every day?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What does a jack-o-lantern like to read?
Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?
What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?
What did the mama goat say to her child?
What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?
Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?
Where do chips wear socks?
What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?
Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?
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