What do rich squirrels eat?

What disease was the horse scared of getting?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Which CIA agent is the best baker?

Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?

What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Which relative loves rice?

Why are the brother and sister always cold?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What TV show did the cat love to watch?

What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?