What did the sick chicken say?

Which kinds of horses make the best bakers?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What words make the best athletes?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Why do orcas love to gossip?

Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Why did the pianist put his head on the piano?

Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?