What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why do cats visit the masseuse so often?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

Why does Santa love to work in the garden?

What is blue and not heavy?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What do donkeys take to go to the store?

How do scientists freshen their breath?

What fish only swims at night?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

What did the cats name their clothing brand?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?