What do you call the king of vegetables?

What was Jackie Kennedy's response to everything?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

Who granted the fish a wish?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

What's a werewolf's favorite beer?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

What do you call a fly without wings?

Did you hear about the famous pickle?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?