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How are toddlers and those who attempted to build a tower to heaven similar?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

What did the calculator tell his valentine?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Where do German dogs sleep?

Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

Why did the cat put on a cocktail dress?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

What car can't keep a secret?

What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

How do you wash a lamb?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

How long do chickens work?