Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What did the Parisian say after cutting his grass?

Why did the frog starve?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?

Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?

What do felines love to plant in a garden?

What's a lizard's favorite cookie?

Why are turtles so shy?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Where do goldfish go camping?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Why did the duck cross the road?