How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
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Why are ghosts always in trouble?
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What's a snake's favorite subject in school?
Where do German dogs sleep?
Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?
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What car can't keep a secret?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why was the father caterpillar so angry?
How do you wash a lamb?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
How long do chickens work?
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