What's the friendliest pen?

What sound does a witch's car make?

What do you do if you're afraid of elevators?

Why did the airplane get grounded?

Why did the actor jump into the orchestra pit?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

Why would you dance with a jar of jelly?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What does Santa use to help himself walk?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why are groundhogs so grouchy?

Where do they produce Christian films?