How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What goes snap, crackle, and pop?
How did the mermaid call her friends?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What did the school bully have for lunch?
What is a mom's favorite game?
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?
What do you call a sarcastic duck?
Why aren't dogs good at dancing?
What do you call a hairless poodle?
Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why do howler monkey parents never get any sleep?
What do you call an artistic dog?
Why couldn't the sailors play cards?
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