Why was the spider so smart?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

When should you start writing a book?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do sprinters eat before a race?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What day do hands always go to church?

Where do polar bears vote?

Why are cats good at playing video games?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?