How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
What is a mouse's favorite game?
Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?
What do frogs order when they get BBQ?
Why did Adam and Eve get kicked out of the garden?
Why can you never find the number nine?
Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?
Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which cats have the best manners?
What do you call the king of vegetables?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why doesn't Rudolph mind getting wet?
Why did the boy think he was a prince after going to Burger King®?
What's always playing in Santa's workshop?
Which fly makes films?
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