What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What do you call the horse that lives next door?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What's a mummy's favorite food to eat?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

What's a mom's favorite headwear?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

Why did the tomato turn red?

How long will dinner be?

What did the iceberg say to its dad?

Why are cats terrible at telling stories?