How do you get a country girl to like you?
A tractor.
Why did the person sit on the clock?
Why did the vampires cancel their baseball game?
A book just fell on my head.
Where do snowmen get their daily weather report?
What is a ghost's favorite bedtime story?
Why are chemists so good at solving problems?
What says: oom oom oom?
What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?
What's Thanos' favorite app to talk to friends?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
What goes up when the rain comes down?
How did Benjamin Franklin feel when he discovered electricity?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why is Gaston™️ the most peaceful Disney® villain?
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