Why did the farmer bury all his cash?

Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What's a pogo stick's favorite season?

What is a vampire's favorite fruit?

What's the best type of movie about waterfowl?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

What building always gets stains on it?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What did the doctor say when the nurse told him the invisible man was there?

What do you call a sheepdog's tail that can tell tall stories?

What does one dog do when they see another pup in trouble?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do you call a retired vegetable?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What's the world's weakest animal?