Why are winter days great?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What's the politest month?

Why did the dinosaur go to the doctor?

What kinds of cats do kids love to play with?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

How does the moon cut her hair?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

What did the Dorito say to his son?

What does a cloud wear under his pants?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?