What kind of key opens a haunted house?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What do insects make all their clothes out of?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why are fish such good architects?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What board game do Navy service members love to play?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What's the slowest 5k?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?