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Why do teachers make so many pies in September?

Why is the letter A like a spring flower?

Why do owls make lousy reporters?

What do you call a kangaroo's lazy joey?

What do you eat on July 5th?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Why did the barber win the race?

Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?

I'm not a bad putter.

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Where does cheese invest its money?