Why did the little boy dress up as a frog for Halloween?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What time of day was Adam created?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

What animal is best at avoiding a punch?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

Which animal should never work for the government?

What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?