What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What do cats wear to work?

Want to hear a joke about construction?

What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?

What's always messy no matter how many times you clean it?

How much room do fungi need in order to grow?

Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Why did the chocolate chip cookie go to the doctor?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do you call a cow that just had a baby?

Which insect always signs up for marching band?