What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

What makes two medical opinions seem contradictory?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

What do you call it when someone falls on the way to their car?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

What famous scientist will try anything?

How do you add one to ten to get nine?

Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?

What's a treat for both cows and dogs?

What do you call a deer that can use both hands?

How do chickens leave the highway?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?

What's the noisiest food?