What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?

What animal is undefeated in all sports?

What's the ocean's funniest animal?

What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What medicine would you give an ill ant?

Which cartoon character loves the outdoors?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What are you studying in math?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?

Why are boxers good comedians?