What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
What did the dog name his new photocopy shop?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why was the goldfish suspected of murder?
What type of car do planets buy?
Why are books always so angry?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?
How many guys does it take to make a burger and fries?
What math figure is also in the band?
Where do dads go to dance on Father's Day?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
Bears love exotic cars.
Where do surfers go to school?
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