What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?
What Do You Call a Sheep Covered in Chocolate?
Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you call poorly behaved winter wear?
Why shouldn't you trust stairs?
How did the football pitch end up as a triangle?
What sits at the bottom of the ocean and shakes?
What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?
What snacks always have the best tan?
How did the tree feel in spring?
Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?
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