What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
What insect thinks it's a dog?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What vehicle works the hardest?
Why are pigs so good at building houses?
My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.
Where do dads store their dad jokes?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
Who won the race between two balls of string?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?
What is a table you can eat?
Why is laughter the best medicine?
What kind of car does a chicken have?
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