What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
Where does the stingray's husband hang out?
How do dog catchers get paid?
Why did the chicken walk across the street?
Why did the mountain ace its math test?
What school subject really rocks?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why are cause and effect so close?
What makes a glow worm glow?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Which band is always treated like royalty?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a pumpkin's favorite game?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?
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