What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
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What do you call a sarcastic duck?
What does algae do when it's in trouble?
What snacks always have the best tan?
What Easter candy has tons of friends?
What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What did the giant flower say to the tiny flower?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What's a decade's favorite sport?
What's a pirate's favorite subject in school?
What do you call a retired vegetable?
What does the librarian say when she has to leave?
How did the toad die?
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