What did the duck say as he was buying chapstick?
Just put it on my bill.
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Why did the cow cross the road?
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Who is married to Dairy Queen®?
What is a mailman's favorite herb?
What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?
Why did the pumpkin give up acting?
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What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?
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What is a mom's favorite game?
Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
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