What happened when Humpty Dumpty was the last one to finish the race?

Why are books always so angry?

Where's the best place to grow flowers in school?

What snacks always have the best tan?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How does a squid go into battle?

Why are billionaires such good parents?

What did the mother ghost say to the naughty baby ghost?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What is the loneliest cheese?

Which type of dog is great at drawing?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why was the fruit busy on Friday night?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

What do you call a K9 who gets lost on Halloween?