Who invented fractions?
Henry the 1/8th.
What are you studying in math?
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What does Santa call his wife at tax time?
What sweet treat never panics?
What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the doctor let his dog help with his patients?
Which dog likes to run across an open field?
Why did Buzz Lightyear™️ go to school on the sun?
What do you call a dog that is left-handed?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
How does a lion greet other animals?
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