What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

Where do old quarterbacks go after retirement?

What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning?

What type of birds stay together forever?

What's a pitcher's favorite vitamin?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?