What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
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What are rental cars called in Spain?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?
What do cows say when you milk them?
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What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
Who is every soccer player's least favorite band?
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Why did the wind want to go on vacation?
How does a witch play loud music?
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