What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What restaurant is on time for every meeting?
What makes music in your hair?
What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on?
What did they call Dracula when he won the league?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
Why couldn't anyone find any eggs in the Easter egg hunt?
Why did the tadpole feel lonely?
Why did the elephant eat the candle?
Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
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