What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
Why don't the McDonald's® arches like the Arc de Triomphe?
What's the coldest vegetable?
Why do churches struggle with counting money?
What is a Christian's favorite workout plan?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
Why was the air compressor dripping with sweat?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
Why don't you see dinosaurs at Easter?
Why did the student eat their homework?
What did the pen say to the pencil?
Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What do you call the Tom Cruise movie about ice cream?
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