What do teapots eat on their snack break?
Kettle™ chips.
What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?
What U.S. state has the most math teachers?
Did you hear about the two people who fell in love on a camping trip?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
What did the slug say as he slipped down the wall?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What is a golfer's worst nightmare?
Why did the senator bring cookies to the congress session?
What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?
Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?
Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?
What do you call a pool party with 26 letters?
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