Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

Why was the spider so smart?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do grandmother deer do to their grandchildren?

Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

What do you call a football player who's almost good enough to be quarterback?

What happens when a dog catches a nice breeze?

What day is your mom always right?