What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?

Why are books always so angry?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

What is the coolest country?

Why did the Easter Bunny panic when the kids decorated his eggs?

What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

Which parent cares the most for the environment?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What did the bee say to the flower?

How do fish watch TV shows?

Why do shoemakers go to heaven?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?