Why did the gym buff read the dictionary?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What happened when the teacher played basketball with his students?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

Why did the wildcat have such a successful email newsletter?

Why are ghosts always single?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

Why was the dating app for rocks canceled?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What does Rudolph call his wife?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What did the airline worker name her child?