What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What does the milky way call its ex-girlfriend?

What's the best band to listen to in autumn?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?

Where does a scientist wizard work?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

Where does Taco Bell serve in the US government?

Why was the cat so small?

Where did the ghost go on summer vacation?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?