Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

Why do hogs play so much football?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

How do you wake up Lady Gaga?

Why was the caboose always sneezing?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

Which dance will a chicken not do?

Why do Labradors always have so much energy?

What do you call a cow that can play a musical instrument?

Why do dogs run in circles?