What is an archer's favorite store?

What did the basketball player say when he lost his job?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

Where do cowboys cook their chili?

What do you say if you meet a toad?

What's the difference between grandma's cooking and an all-you-can-eat restaurant?

Why should celebrities learn how to build windmills?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite ice cream?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why did the sheep run across the busy highway?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who?