Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?

Why did Justin Turner sign up for the marathon near where he grew up?

Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?

Did you hear the joke about the roof?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Why was the pirate late for work?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

What happened when the guy walked into the bar?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

Which family member is always relieved?

What's a worm's favorite holiday?

What's a bog's favorite sweet treat?

What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?