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What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

If you had to vote which one is faster, would you choose hot or cold?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

Why does a duck have tail feathers?

Who does an octopus see when it's not feeling well?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why would a frog wait for the bus?

Why do crabs never give to charity?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

How much does freedom weigh?