Why do cosmeticians never fight?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

Why did the Uber driver get fired?

How do fireflies start a race?

Where do German dogs sleep?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?

Why was the bee sad?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

My New Year's resolution is to stop procrastinating.