What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Claw and Order.
What's a dog's favorite book?
What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
What part of a fish weighs the most?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
How did the mermaid call her friends?
Where do vampires keep their money?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
Why do honey bee children always follow instructions?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
What awards show does Grandma look forward to each year?
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