How do billboards talk?

Why do we tell actors to break a leg?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

What's a bat's favorite game?

What car can't keep a secret?

What's a kitty's favorite book?

Why is April the cleanest month of all?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?