I broke my finger!

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

Why is money so stubborn?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why did the snowman look through a bag of carrots?

Why is grass so dangerous?

What animal has the worst mood swings?

What's a boxer's favorite drink?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What is the solar system's favorite candy?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What do stars celebrate in December?

What do trees wear to the lake?

If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?