Why are cars magic?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What did the painter say to the wall?

What did the sheep receive as a gift for Mother's Day?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why is spring the oddest season?

What's a magical horse's favorite vegetable?

Why do cows go to New York?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

What position does a ghost play in soccer?

What did the mommy bullet say to the daddy bullet?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?