What do you call the wife of a hippie?
A Mississippi.
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What do you call it when two male cows argue?
How do you get a country girl to like you?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?
What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?
Why do diners never serve lobster?
Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?
What's a pretzel's favorite dance?
What do math teachers eat?
How do you motivate a watch to go to work?
What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?
What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?
Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?
What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?
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