Why did the elk have great hair?

What do you call it when two male cows argue?

How do you get a country girl to like you?

What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?

Why couldn't the NASA scientist get a room reservation on the moon?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

Why do diners never serve lobster?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

What's a pretzel's favorite dance?

What do math teachers eat?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

What's the astronauts favorite part of a computer?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

What does a tree say when asked how they are doing?