Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

How does a taco bless the table?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What do you call a dancing sheep?

What is a sheep's favorite game?

What did one pickle say to the other when it didn't get its way?

What kind of motor vehicle is in the Bible?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

Why do bowlers make terrible baseball players?

What game can you play while eating dinner?