Why did the computer run out of money?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What did one pepper say when the other pepper asked her out?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What did the astronaut say to the three-headed alien?

Why did the tomato go out with the prune?

What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What do birds serve on Halloween?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

What did the calf play in the school band?