Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

Why did the boxer take so many naps?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

Why do hummingbirds hum instead of singing along to music?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

What did the seal say when he saw his friend jump in the ocean?

What type of birds stay together forever?

Which bug is related to you?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?

What do married cats say to each other when they're upset?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?