Why did the elk have great hair?
It used a lot of moose.
Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?
When you die, what part of the body dies last?
What would a feline order at Taco Bell®?
What did the hostess name her daughter?
What did the teacher say about the pizza student?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
Why did the bulldog have an accent?
What do you call it when a cat is not environmentally friendly?
What do you call a depressed strawberry?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
How do dog catchers get paid?
When fish play football, who is the captain?
What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
Why did the cat go to medical school?
What animal has 20/20 vision?
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