What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What do you get if you feed gunpowder to a chicken?

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

Why do some people love eating snails?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?

Why do cows go to New York?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Why are bakers also often hippies?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?

How do deer tell their children to grow up?