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Why are cars magic?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What's every parent's favorite Christmas carol?

What's a computer's most sacred holiday?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Why is it called a litter of puppies?

Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

What do you call a car that's always thirsty?

Which celebrity is a cheese expert?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

Which animal loves to have a good time?

When does the devil get all of his shopping done?