Why do spiders always know the answer to everything?

What's a toad's favorite ballet?

What does the cow say when her kid closes the barn door?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

Why shouldn't you buy anything with velcro?

What's a henway?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What did the policeman yell to the baseball that just robbed a bank?

What's a ghost's favorite work schedule?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What's the name of Scrooge's brother with bad allergies?

Why do salmon make such great detectives?