What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?

Why couldn't the pony speak at the convention?

What did the dog say when he sat on sandpaper?

Who is Pepto-Bismol's® favorite band?

What did the French chef say when he made a mistake?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What kind of Valentine's Day candy is never on time?

How does one gelatin greet another?

What kinds of animals do bulldogs love to hang out with?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

Why did the duck cross the road?