Why are cowboys always religious?

Who is every pig's least favorite actor?

Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?

What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?

What do you call a priest that becomes a lawyer?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Did you hear the joke about the pop fly?

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did March say to the madness?