What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Why do cats give such great massages?
Where would you find an elephant?
What animal likes to party the most?
What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?
What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?
What did the rocket say to the astronaut?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why are hiking shops so diverse?
What did one plate say to the other?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?
How does a lion greet other animals?
What's a bee's favorite Disney® movie?
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