What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Why are groundhogs so grouchy?
Where do frogs keep their money?
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
Why shouldn't you trust atoms?
Where do surfers go to school?
What do you call a dog with spring allergies?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
What makes pirates such good singers?
What goes zzub, zzub?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
Why don't basketball players vacation well?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
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