What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
Why are cats good at playing video games?
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?
Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?
What do horses say to greet each other?
What do you call a Russian flea?
What do you call a happy cowboy?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
Where does laundry go to college?
Why are skeletons so calm?
Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Why was the storm actually calm?
What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?
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