What do you call a fish wearing a tux?

Why did the lamb cross the road?

What did the bee say to the flower?

What instrument did the door play in the band?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

My leaf blower doesn't work.

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

Why is it a bad idea to get married by the Pacific Ocean?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do boats use to pack their luggage for a plane ride?

What's a Christian's favorite sport?

Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?