What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What kind of haircuts do bees get?
What did the man say when the calf attended church?
What animal cheers the loudest at sports games?
Why are computers so good at golf?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What do you call Dracula with hay fever?
What do cheesy parents say about their kids?
Why are skeletons always hungry?
Why did the son smash his piggy bank?
How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm?
What do painters do when they make a mistake?
What day is your mom always right?
How does a taco bless the table?
Why are all priests fit?
What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
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