What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

What did the cat say when he fell off the table?

What do you call a cow with no GPS?

What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?

It's allergy season again?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

Someone stole my mood ring!

Why did the farmer call his pig 'Ink'?

What do you do for an injured lemon?

Why don't basketball players vacation well?

Who's the biggest downer in baseball?

What dessert do they serve at the biggest football game of the year?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?

Why are fish terrible at giving speeches?