What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?
What do you call bears with no ears?
What instrument do secretaries usually play?
Why does a barn sound so noisy?
Why was the seafood restaurant being investigated by the IRS?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
Where do colds go on vacation?
Why are stringed instruments always in peak physical condition?
Where do cows go on vacation?
What's a pig's favorite dessert?
Which state has the best streets?
Why did the clock get removed from the library?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
What are the strongest days of the week?
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