What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
That bird won't stop squawking.
What do cats eat for breakfast?
Why could no one recognize the sheep?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
Which is the worst season?
What is a vampire's favorite fruit?
Want to hear a joke about a balloon?
What is the color of the wind?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do geometry teachers eat for dinner?
My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.
What did one angel say to the other angel?
Why was the pilot so easily distracted?
Where do ships always get stuck?
Why is a doctor always calm?
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